when you have unlimited texting but only text two people
"How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf
I was like “why does this guy need so much food? like are his aunt and uncle abducting his dad? are they going to vegas or some shit?”
im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.
What in hell